Aahhhhumm...

5:45 Wake up. Mad that I only have 15 minutes until alarm goes off. Turn alarm off.
6:30 Get out of bed. Get dressed, go downstairs. Set no land speed records.
6:35 BM.
6:45 Eat breakfast. Sorry Neil, but I had a bowl of Vanilla miniwheats. I will try to spice things up tomorrow morning. Maybe Vanilla miniwheats with cayenne pepper and garlic powder sprinkled on them.
7:05 Start truck. Fiddle around with I-pod (TM) for a bit. Phone beeps. Low battery. Plug in charger to lighter. No work. Fiddle around with that until it works.
7:25 Leave for work. How time flies when you're having fun.
7:55 Arrive at site. Jake bugs me for how late I am. Derek gives me a copy of Highwaymen II. Wind still blowing.
8:30 Roll out. Cristoph (sp?) and I work on dropped ceiling.
10:00 Realize that something is wrong once it is almost done. Fascia is out of level. Jake: "it was level when I put it on". I don't give two peanuts about then, this is now. You ruined Christmas for me, thanks a ton, chisel chest.
10:10 Coffee. Cristoph (sp?) and Derek go into town to get french vanilla's. Bless their hearts. I eat some grapes, carrots, snaps, and a banana.
10:30 They get back with our coffees. Except that they are not true french vanilla's. Rather, they are coffees with the flavor shots in them! Mac's is lucky I don't sue for punitive damages. Maybe I should sue the guys, but I guess they tried their best and failed 50%. Or succeeded 50%, depending on whether you are an optimist or not. I am not.
11:10 Back to work. Start fixing Jake's mistake. Del is prepping the posts and beam, so every now and then I go over to help him flip it over.
11:45 Scottish Jon calls. He needs us back to do some more reno work, blimey boaby. Del has blank look on his face. Nods, says "I had a lovely Robbie Burns day too. Got totally stocious.
12:00 Del hangs up. We practice caber tossin the posts. Robbie knows we will need that skill tomorra.
12:30 Lunch. PB and N sandwich, untoasted. An apple, a granola bar, and some water. Discuss legalizing pot. Well, not really discuss it, more listen to Derek talk about how ballin that would be.
1:30 Back to work. Finish up fixing our little problem.
2:35 Good as new! Back to where we were at 10:00 this morning! Start standing posts.
4:15 RRRRRRRROOOOOOLLLLLLLL UUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!! exclaims Andy.
4:15-4:35 Stand around and talk with Del and Andy while everyone else rolls up.
4:45 Leave for home.
5:10 Arrive in Riverdale to pick up tools for tomorra. Aye. Achh. Load up cab of my truck. Wish I had a tonneau cover.
5:58 Arrive home. Put ladder in backyard so no one will take it from the back of my truck. Hope no one will take it from my backyard.
6:00 Post "Protected by Smith and Wesson" sign.
6:30 Eat supper. BBQ'd porkchops and perogies. Thanks me and Honey bunches of oats.
7:30 Feed son snack.
7:50 Give son bath.
8:12 Put son to bed.
8:30 Strip... some wallpaper.
9:30 Surf the ethernet.
10:47 Write this line.
11:00 Shower, s and s and s.
12:45 Bed.

Have a doss night. Achh.